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11.06.2025 03:26

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
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No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
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They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
How safe is it to travel to Kashmir in 2024?
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Do narcissists love their children?
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Has anyone ever worn leather pants? Are they comfortable?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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